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Player Profiles Please feel free to send me a player profile of someone at the club so I can add them to the web page, Please keep them 'clean' and funny. Please email your profiles to PhilBoardy@hotmail.com or fill out one of the forms in the dressing room and hand it to Tony Boardman.
	Player Profiles Name- Oliver Bridges Position in club- Son of the chaiman of youth cricket, all round joker. Best Attribute- Morale raiser through his joke telling antics. Worst Attribute- SQUATS Favourite Bird- Lily - (The Passion) Funniest Moment- Too many to think of, perhaps"Curt Cobains in the beatles isn't he?" Favourite Quote- "Whaaaaaaaaaa", talkin about a random chap "he makes my knb twitch" Favourite Drink-* WKD (only 2) Posted By- O. Smith and P. Boardman ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name -Tom Oliver Position in Club- Run calculator - currently injured Best Attribute- Using his grunts as real words Worst Attribute- Can't stop talking about stick cricket Favourite bird- Random in Merry Hill who asked for him number Funniest Moment- Passing out on the floor with a create of carling on his back. Favourite Quote- "Grrrrr", "Fromage frais" and "Tony the Tiger" Favourite Drink- Anything he an get his hands on. Posted By- O. Smith ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Nicky 'Boje' Ross Role in the Club- Part time barman Best Attribute- ? Worst Attribute- Pouring a pint of beer- Bob Oliver Favourite bird- That big yellow one off Sesame Street Funniest Moment- Getting stuck in the mud while being D team linesman and having to be pulled out by the teachers.- Ask Pricey Favourite Quote- "I don't fall over I am light on my feet" Favourite Drink- Cider Posted by- P. Boardman ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Oli Smith Position in club- All rounder, all round general prat that is Best Attribute- Making fun of Bridges and consistent stump breaking Worst Attribute- Sarcasm Favourite Bird- Janet Lewis Funniest Moment- Getting drunk and sleeping on Janets lap Favourite Quote- You have 5 minutes remaining and are still in exam conditions. Favourite Drink- Calpol due to consistant injury Posted By- D. Abel ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Dan "Big Cheese" Abel Position in Club- 12th man Best Attribute- Turning up to matches on time Worst Attribute- Supports Albion with his bum chum Farr Favourite bird- Helen Sims or Rob Styles Funniest Moment- Taking a catch then falling over a ditch i the ground. Telling Dave Hayward to 'bat straight'. Favourite quote- "Boing Boing" "Must try harder" Favourite drink- Guiness Posted by- O. Smith ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Ricky “The (miss)field” Boardman Position in club- Unidentified Bowling Star Best Attribute- Club Motivation Worst Attribute- Tactics Favourite Bird -“Unknown” but dumped for eating a large popcorn by himself at the cinema with her. Funniest Moment -Tony throwing Ricky off a canal boat into a bed of nettles - Phil Favourite Quote -“Come on Sam Edgar” Favourite Drink -Crap Spanish Beer “San Miguel” Posted by- G. Cowdry ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Guy "the corinthinan" Cowdry Position in club- Some would describe him as the Bangladesh of B.C.C.eg. Shouldn't be in first class cricket! Best Attribute- His dad as an awsome Pimpmobile. A WWII truck Worst Attribute- Thinks he is a fashion guru...Triny and Susanna BEWARE Favourite Bird- Any, He'll go out with anything in a skirt....or trousers for that matter. Funniest Moment- On the suggestion of leaving early from bowling he shouts"I am not wasting 1.50. I only get 30 a month and it's 20 a round when I go down the pub." Favourite Quote- "Does my bum look big in this." Favourite Drink- Doesn't have one, too expensive for his budget. Posted By- R. Boardman ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Tim Palmer Position in club- New kid on the block Best Attribute- His Brain Worst Attribute- The Hook Favourite bird- Baker Funniest moment- being copied off by Abel whilst yhe sits and sings songs Favourite quote- 'Pythagoras has nothing on me' Favourite drink- Zeema Posted By- D. Abel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Samuel Turner Position in club- Porn supplier to youth section Best Attribute- Has endless porn contacts Worst Attribute- He fails to hide his ginger hair Favourite bird- The blonde on Charlies Als Funniest moment- Too many one liners to think about Favourite quote- "Thats not porn, thats poetry" "It feels like a hot bath" Favourite drink- Robinsons Fruit Shoots (Apple flavour) Posted By- The Youth Section ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Phil(the power) Boardman Position in club- Website designer Best Attribute- Designs the website Worst Attribute- Takes him 50 overs to score ten runs Favourite bird- Dickie Funniest moment- Taunting Wasim Akram for an autograph on skysports (Akram was fumeing) Favourite quote- "Well bowled jonney" "Nice areas jonney" Favourite drink- 10p orange squash, I'm driving Posted by- R.Boardman ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Matthew "I'll put my pads on" Pardoe Position in club- Keeps the youth teams going by scoring loads of runs Best Attribute- He can score runs Worst Attribute- Compares muscles with Turner Favourite bird- Anyone from his band of supporters (Lauren Baggs) Funniest Moment- Punching a 'dent' in the wall and splitting his hand open Favourite quote- "Nah I can't play I've got county/regional/international game" Favourite Drink- "What Laurens having" Posted by- R. & P. Boardman ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Rob “4x4” Greatbach Position in the club- 4^th’s Pace Bowler Best Attribute- Pimped Defender Worst Attribute- The Pimp Car has a snorkel Favourite Bird- Mindy Funniest Moment- Been abducted by fellow Haybridge pupils while walking in Hagley into the boot of a car. Favourite Quote- “Take the jeep” Favourite Drink- Cider Posted by- G. Cowdry ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Lauren Baggs Postion in Club- Scorer Best Attribute- Scores Worst Attibute- Her taste in men Favourite Lad- Matt Pardoe Funniest Moment-When somone was asking who had Matts number Lauren pipes up "OOO I have" in full ear shot of her Dad Favourite Quote- Ohh Matt Pardoe is sooo Fitt Favourite Drink- What's Matt having Posted By- Matt Pardoe ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- Sam Harris Position in club- Moaner(2nd in command behind Bridges) Best Attribute- Takes the mick out of Ricky Worst Attribute- Errrrr let me think, Oh yeah- HIS HAIR Favourite Bird- N/A...I think he's gay Funniest Moment-After continiously ripping it out of Rick for dropping 2 catches in a match, he then proceeds to drop a sitter. Favourite Quote- Haa Haa you dropped 2 catches( at this stage I'm now thinking he's definitely gay) Favourite Drink- N/A, Judging by his hair he may have been brought up by a camel, also I've never seen him drink anything Posted by- Yes you guessed it Rick Boardman ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name- 'Big Jon' Collins Position in Club- Suspect fielder Best Attribute- Eating an apple a day Worst attribute- missing matches for revision Favourite Bird-Jemma Hipkiss Funniest Moment- Bowling out the county captain Favourite Quote- Sorry im revising Favourite Drink- Water Posted By- Dan Abel ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Position in Club: Keep it Straight Player Favourite Bird: Annabel Cox Funniest momments: Doing flips Favourite Quote: Keep it Straight Favourite Drink: Any think annie wants thats nothing Posted By:** Lauren and Lewis Baggs